Listen guys, "Jurassic Park" has nothing on "Barney." First of all, whoever invented "Barney" (“conjured” or “summoned” are probably more appropriate words for that petrifying spawn of Hades) is ...

When Alan tries to call Ellie on the sat phone at the end of the film, her young son Charlie picks it up, resulting in an awkward, stifled conversation where little is achieved, and he ultimately ...

Appeared In: Jurassic Park III The series has featured a handful of kids throughout its run, but none quite as needless as Ellie Sattler's son Charlie. Sure, it was nice to see the paleobotanist with ...