Sonny boy, did we ever tell you about the time that Grampa Simpson said his car gets 40 rods to the hogshead? No? Well, it made us howl laughing, so we hope it’ll bring a smile to your face too. It’s ...

We can’t decide if we’re more into absurd jokes or thinkers, but maybe there’s no point in choosing. Our genuine, spur-of-the-moment reaction to any sort of funniness will do the choosing for us. Here ...