“Come on, jump on my shell! I dare you! I just waxed this s**t!” The funny folks at Dorkly ponder the impossible in this hilarious clip. From here on out, every Koopa Troopa I see shall be named Mark.

As previously reported, both Blooper and Koopa Troopa will appear as playable characters via updates in the coming months with Koopa Troopa arriving in July and Blooper in August. Mario Tennis Aces ...

Show me the facts Explain it like I’m 5 Give me a lighthearted recap Even minions get their fifteen seconds of stardom. What happens when those 15 seconds end is up to Mario ...

Shiny Koopa Troopas are a type of Koopa Troops that have made their first appearence in this game. They look like Koopa Troops but have that sheen similar to the Shiny-Cone Goomba. Their main attack ...