According to Backpack.tf, I have $46 worth of virtual goods weighting me down in Team Fortress 2. That's 84 refined metal in Mann money. I'd never sell them, because the whole idea terrifies me, but ...
Quick, open your Team Fortress 2 backpack! We just checked ours and found great big shiny cauldrons inside. Upon opening our cauldrons, we all found a seal mask, for some reason, and a few of us ...