"The Simpsons" first ... with your blue hair filled with pink birds peeking out all over. Evidently, you and your charming family — Lisa, Homer, Bart and Maggie — are camping out.

Public schools and even JCPenney banned Bart Simpson T-shirts bearing messages such as ... depicted on a plastic cup, with your blue hair filled with pink birds peeking out all over.

"Is it my overbite, the fact that I've been wearing the same clothes day in and day out for the past five years?" Of course, ...