Rating: Unrated Homer: I'll buy her that pony she's always bugging me for. Marge: We can't afford to buy a pony. Homer: Marge, with today's gasoline prices, we can't afford not to buy a pony.

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Times really have changed. Homer Simpson has, according to the animated character, stopped strangling his son Bart – bringing to an end a long-running (and outdated) gag on the show.

"The Simpsons," now in its 36th season, finally answered how Homer is able to keep his job at Springfield Nuclear Power Plant despite so many errors.