The Daily Mail published an article with the headline “Has Beyoncé lost her pulling power? Cowboy Carter tickets are STILL available ahead of her six nights in London as prices plummet to as low as £66 - months after Taylor’s sell-out tour and amid her ties to Diddy scandal.”

Hey, have you heard there's a new Beyoncé tour? It's pretty low-key, so I get it if this is the first you're hearing about it. Just kidding! The Cowboy Carter tour is like an omnipresent, coast-to-coast,