This post is part of Mashable's Spring Cleaning Week. Just a little something to distract you from the eternal dread of constantly wiping all those fingerprints off your screen. "Stock up on Cheetos ...

If you walk down the tackle aisle of any bait shop in America, we all know what your average bass lure is supposed to look like. A small minnow, a bluegill imitation, a worm or a crawfish, maybe a bug ...